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a feed-glugging infantiled brain
the algorithmic pacification of your every desire
the self-indulgent samsara cycle
the self-aware, fate-deciding robotnik algorithm built for your every (dopamine) need
monopolised/internationally-delegated housing/public goods market
the
i cant leave my house for less than $20
the invisible hand no longer creates a self-servicing economy
the so-called free market
steve jobs said the people dont know what they want
you're right i dont
maybe its always existed within innovation
and this is the natural trajectory
people live about money and money lives about themchase the bag and forget the rest
what does life mean to you?
what is the utility of a job where you trade volatile fake value for fake value
the obsession with accumulation and inherency of greed
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but being broke is a mindset
i lost a job i never had,
5 years of experience = 70-90k§
renting a two bedroom unit increased 18% p/w in a year
but being poor is a choice right
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dysmusialgori* -
no cabin in woodsgliugluglgui glug
feed the algorithm so the algorithm feeds you
*- a complete loss of faith in the value of music as an art form after algorithm-induced context loops beat your aesthetic tastes into paranoid twitchy pattern recognising amoebazoa
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iykyk
i am a user and creator on these platforms
i criticise myself
these platforms are becoming larger than life itself
3.5 hours a day on your phone = 53 days STRAIGHT
do something better with your time
we are all a little sick
be less sicker
the consumer dictates the market until they dont
dictate yourself
-d
PS. week or so later
dad enters the house
me- what's up
dad-"nothing much just dying a slow death of overworkedness"
