people of culture

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hey siri

how to get more instagramming

sorry i don't know about that - here's some blogs on how to instagm 

wow

i should caption my post agmihpowaokpgnae

becoz everyone else does

right

hey this song is good because I've heard it 40 times in.

a bar at st kilda

whey st kildaAA

lets go get some bevvys and do someKETAA

hey mte wanna bump

wet pussy shots for getting some wetpussiii

yeaa

they're 13 a shot?

what the fuk man surely not

lemme think about it

fuck it-we're going crazy tonite boyyyyys

hey mate watch wher ur going

no mate u watch where ur going

oi mate na apologise

na mate I'm not apologising

you wanna cop it rn

what mate what ill fukin knox ur sox off 

                        lucas and brett decided to have apumch on

                                                

oi diqheds shutup

what mate

u wanna get ur sox roxd

na na I'm jus haven a bevvy w the misso

ill fuk U up

shutup diqhed

oomphoomphomphomphomhp

vibe0chq n-------

let's do som ketttttttaaa 

no thank you maybe another time 

hey I'm mikeey

i don't get out much

 I'm a financial consultant

i haven't got many good social skills

what brings me to the club?

just looking for some pretty ladies

yeah one day i want to settle donw

probably soon

I'm 37

yea

why am i at billboards?

what's wrong with billboards?

you think that the music is shit? hey

that's not very nice of you at all I would

go so far to say as that is quite rude

i am not interested in young kids at all

billboards has 5$ thursdays that's all

bro, i promise those text messages

aren't me

what do you mean they're 

not, definitely not . i would

never say those hting

i am a good guy ask my 

friends at work.. where are

they? they were just here 5

mins ago bro please don't 

call the cops please

just let me go

-d